hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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