I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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