mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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