you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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