do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
