god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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