He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
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