Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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