i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
