so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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