hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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