Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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