So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How does it feel to date your dad?
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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