shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
so much tequila, so little girl.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
