No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I cockslap morals
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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