Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
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