i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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