just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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