she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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