the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
FUCK WHALES
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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