Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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