some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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