but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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