I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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