Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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