gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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