he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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