Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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