I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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