"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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