Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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