I just made out with a guy for $7.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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