If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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