I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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