The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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