STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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