What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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