i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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