covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
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