i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Randomize
