yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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