god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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