one two three fourrrrnication!
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
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