glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
