trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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