Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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