Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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