I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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