im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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be right there i have to get my cape
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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