I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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