I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
