I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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