doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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